All My Friends Are Still Dead

All My Friends Are Still Dead

Jory John, Avery Monsen

Language: English

Pages: 108

ISBN: 1452106967

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead (more than 100,000 copies sold) comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects.

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my friends will eat all your dead friends. I’m around dead people all the time and I think it’s starting to negatively affect my personal life. God, you’re beautiful. You look exactly like this one corpse I know. Dangit. All my friends are total disasters. I think I smash buildings because my father was distant. All my friends are suckers. My friends just suck. Hello, All-In-One Printer/Scanner. Will you be my friend? Eternal isolation. All my friends are glue. I won the Kentucky Derby

my friends will eat all your dead friends. I’m around dead people all the time and I think it’s starting to negatively affect my personal life. God, you’re beautiful. You look exactly like this one corpse I know. Dangit. All my friends are total disasters. I think I smash buildings because my father was distant. All my friends are suckers. My friends just suck. Hello, All-In-One Printer/Scanner. Will you be my friend? Eternal isolation. All my friends are glue. I won the Kentucky Derby

three times. All my friends have really changed. We’re best friends! I know it’s not intentional, but sometimes you guys really hurt my feelings. It is intentional! Wow. That was only the second time I’ve kissed a living person! Something is seriously wrong with me. Hello there, Mr. Refrigerator. Will you be my friend? Yeah, girl. Work that loofah. I’ve really been trying to make friends, recently. It’s just so hard to meet people these days. Whoops. Acknowledgments A thousand thanks

three times. All my friends have really changed. We’re best friends! I know it’s not intentional, but sometimes you guys really hurt my feelings. It is intentional! Wow. That was only the second time I’ve kissed a living person! Something is seriously wrong with me. Hello there, Mr. Refrigerator. Will you be my friend? Yeah, girl. Work that loofah. I’ve really been trying to make friends, recently. It’s just so hard to meet people these days. Whoops. Acknowledgments A thousand thanks

Bill Monsen, Risa Monsen, Jeremy & Yvonne Otsu, Kate Parsons, Reddit, Gail Rubin, Patrick Shaffner, Ben Sinclair, Amanda Smith, Marielle Solan, Riley Soloner, Dan Weiss, and Lawrence Wilson. Thanks for being alive, guys. About the Authors Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer who lives in New York. You should follow him on Twitter at @averymonsen. Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist who lives in California. On Twitter, he’s @joryjohn. Why don’t you follow him, too? Together,

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