Deedee Divine's Totally Skewed Guide to Life

Deedee Divine's Totally Skewed Guide to Life

Diana Estill

Language: English

Pages: 228

ISBN: B0028AEDE4

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub



Winner of the 2010 International Book Award (humor category) and a 2008 ForeWord Magazine Book of the Year Finalist.

"The guidance is skewed and the humor is . . . wait for it . . . divine!" -- Armchair Interviews

Deedee Divine is "delightfully wacky and unexpectedly wise," says Celia Rivenbark, author of You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning.

Find out why Bubbas build the best burgers, men shouldn't use the B-word ("budget"), and the term "happy camper" is an oxymoron.

From raising daredevil children to her struggles with weight-loss, Estill mines laughter from her many failures. Anyone who's ever been aggravated by postal service, annoyed by excessive psycho-babble, or frustrated by the search for a fool-proof diet will find Estill's takes on such subjects refreshingly honest and entertaining.

Outrageous Fortune

Total Frat Move

The First Bad Man

Money in the Bank

El Rey de los Gigoló

In the Company of Ogres

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

grill our beef and pork, potatoes and corn, and anything else that wanders too close to the outdoor cooker. We like to think we’re the ones who invented this process, though many claim otherwise. Seeing as how those folks aren’t from Texas, we simply ignore them. The origins of barbecue have long been disputed. Everyone from Native Americans to East Coast early colonists has received credit for developing this cooking method. Truth be told, the responsible party was probably a bored caveman

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expert on this topic because I can correctly pronounce agape (both the version that designates affection and the one that describes how my kids leave our doors). I try not to brag about this too much, though, so I won’t get stuck writing an advice column where women ask why their dogs never seem to want to cuddle. Or maybe that was their husbands who didn’t want to snuggle. No, wait. I think it was their husbands who wouldn’t stop hugging their dogs. It’s high time someone started a campaign to

being demands its day. Different environments simply call for different degrees of self-restraint. That’s precisely why Deedee Divine was born. At times I find it difficult to behave like the uncensored, quirky, and irreverent gal I can be when surrounded by my most forgiving pals. That’s when I simply get out of the way and let Deedee take over. Deedee is the part of me that doesn’t hold back, the woman who voices strong and totally skewed views for which she offers no apologies. In her

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