Esquire's The New Rules for Men

Esquire's The New Rules for Men

Language: English

Pages: 192

ISBN: 161837186X

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Times change. Technology changes. Menus change. And so the guidelines for men must be adjusted. That’s why Esquire: The Rules is back in an all-new edition, with all-new proclamations, restrictions, exhortations, and nuggets of essential advice. From sex and women (Rule No. 870: Nobody makes a sex tape and comes out of it a winner) to drinking and dining (Rule No. 56: Saying “Allow me” without actually reaching for the check does not suggest sincerity), work and leisure, and health and fitness, Esquire: The New Rules for Men defines the codes every successful man needs to live by now. And if all else fails, just remember Rule No. 88: No shaking hands in the men’s room at work.

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inverse of the son-wants-to-killfather-and-sleep-with-mother scenario in that the daughter wants to kill her mother and sleep with her father, subconsciously, and maybe on her blog as well. Of course, it’s easy to see how there could be a lot of confusion during a bloodbath like this, so the phrase “Who’s your daddy?” simply acts as a reminder of the identity of the daddy. “You’re essentially saying, ‘Who’s the real daddy here? I’m the daddy,’ ” says Dan Prezant of the New York Psychoanalytic

dream. To be old enough and mature enough that I won’t be considered an “old lady” if I have a house with a barn. Because I already do needlepoint. ESQ: Do you have cats, too? ER: I have one—but I have a dog as well, and I’m not a vegan or any- 83 A WOMAN WE LOVE “I WENT TO SCHOOL ON THE INTERNET. I WAS NOT A CHEERLEADER.” ESQ: I should get a picture of that, too. ER: No, that’s animal porn. But he has a huge penis. ESQ: Cinnamon? ER: He was a present. [Out of the side of her mouth, as if

79 Puffy need not mean puffed out. A good down jacket should give you full range of motion in your arms and shoulders, all while hugging (and warming the hell out of ) your arms and torso. On Scott Mueller, 34, owner, medical-marijuana facility: Cotton-nylon-and-down parka ($625) and cotton shirt ($275) by Emporio Armani; wool sweater ($195), Gant by Michael Bastian; cotton corduroy trousers ($165) by Boss Orange; wool-blend hat ($30) by Patagonia. This page, top left, on Matt Kroll, 30,

JED ROOT. SPECIAL THANKS TO JAGGED EDGE; FAIRMONT HERITAGE PLACE, FRANZ KLAMMER LODGE; GAGE & GAGE PRODUCTIONS; AND SHAWN BRYDGES. 100 ESQUIRE š JANUARY 2014 Rule No. 31 It warms. It wicks. It dries like a dream and doesn’t have one stitch of q quit in it. Wear a wool sweater over a silk undershirt when the weather gets serious and y g you’ll want for nothing. g THINGS TO DO IN JANUARY BECAUSE IT’S JANUARY NUMBER 03 THE ENDORSEMENT: BREAKFAST AT A DINER Cold. Dark at 4:15 P.M. College

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