Extremely Gross Jokes, Volume 4

Extremely Gross Jokes, Volume 4

Julius Alvin

Language: English

Pages: 164

ISBN: 2:00263459

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

From Amazon:
Lest one think these are a just the quirky output of a self-publishing eccentric, the series was published by Kensington Publishers under their Zebra Books imprint. Kensington's current website describes Zebra Books as their "flagship imprint [that] publishes nationally bestselling women's fiction, romantic suspense and bestselling historical, paranormal and contemporary romances." While no longer in print, the publisher characterized the jokes in this series as politically incorrect, raunchy jokes about ethnic groups, homosexuals, women, animals, politicians, celebrities and other unwitting targets."

The author has painstakingly collected thousands of such jokes and preserved them in print. While out of print, most are available used from Amazon resellers as $0.01 books.These are a valuable resource if one is studying such humor. I put the author's name in quotes because I believe it is a nom de plume for the person who holds the copyright for these books. Julius Alvin only appears on the Internet as the author of these works with no further biographical information.


A Sample:


The Amateurs

The Pleasure of My Company

Stalin Ate My Homework





















the bus for a few blocks with her girl bouncing on his lap, the old man said, "Miss, I was wrong. You'll have to get up. I'm not as old as I thought I was." A girl of eighteen asked how married ran into her friend, and the friend life was going with her eighty-year- old husband. "Oh," sighed the eighteen-year-old, weak in, weak out." old thing, 99 "it's the same JULIUS ALVIN The customer was displeased at available at the whorehouse. Finally, the selection he settled for a

you hear about the new cereal They don't snap, crackle, or pop. and bang, bang, bang. 107 called Swingers? They just lie there JULIUS ALVIN a \ The siren sounded in the small town. Immediately, man at the bar put down his drink and headed for the i \ door. \ "Hey, Jack!" a friend called. "I didn't know you were a volunteer fireman." 'Tm band not," Jack replied. "But my girlfriend's hus- is." i After sex, the young bride cuddled up to her husband and said, "Darling,

something seems to be bothering you? Is it me?" He squeezed her reassuringly and said, "It has nothing to do with you." She insisted he tell her what was wrong. "Well," he on knowing, I'll tell you. finally said, "if you When secretary at the maternity ward last I left night, she '> my insist had the nerve to about her." 108 accuse me of not carine EXTREMELY GROSS JOKES Three guys walk into a whorehouse. The madam tells them they have the choice of a $25 job, a $50 job, and

girl married a farmer. One morning, before he went out 'The to the fields, the farmer said to his bride, insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows. I drove a large nail into the 2 X 4 over the cow's stall. You show him where it artificial is." The farmer insemination left. An hour later, the artificial man arrived, and the wife took him down the rows of cows until she saw the nail. "This one," she The man The wife asked, "How replied, "What's the The is the said.

ball, 146 drag Fred " EXTREMELY GROSS JOKES Did you hear that Joan Rivers is so sarcastic even her cunt talks back? She calls What do it her answering cervix. fat girls and mopeds have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you. What do women and ovens have You have to get both of in them hot before you meat in. Why did the rubber fly across the Because it common? got pissed off. 147 room? stick the JULIUS ALVIN Two Englishmen exploring in the

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