Filthy Dirty Jokes

Filthy Dirty Jokes

Language: English

Pages: 368

ISBN: 1416589996

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

THIS BOOK IS BETTER THAN SEX WITH A VIRGIN -- IT WON'T BE OFFENDED IF YOU LAUGH AT IT! Is your mind in the gutter? Then congratulations -- you're guaranteed to enjoy the totally tasteless humor of FILTHY DIRTY JOKES! Nothing and no one is sacred in this crass collection of over-the-top jokes about Bosses Husbands & Wives Golf Old People Doctors Lawyers Animals Stupid People Viagra Politics Religion Kids Drunks ...And more! So check your political correctness at the door, and see how low you can go with Filthy Dirty Jokes

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He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, .. That's what I need-a new suit."' He entered the shop and told the salesman, "Td like a new uit ... The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "'Let's see ... ize 44long ... Joe laughed .... That's right, how did you know?"' 'Been in the business sixty years! ... J oe tried on the suit. lt fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "'How about a new shin?"' Joe thought

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