Hustler's Dirtiest Jokes

Hustler's Dirtiest Jokes

Larry Flynt

Language: English

Pages: 208

ISBN: 0806527323

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

Book by Flynt, Larry

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defines condom as: a childproof container. 1!1 This fellow had been assured by his fiancee that she was a virgin. Given the state of modern morals, however, he didn ' t completely trust her, so he devised a 6 HUSTLER'S DIRTIEST JOKES little quiz for their wedding night. Pulling down his pajamas, he asked, "Honey, can you tell me what this is?" "A wee-wee," she answered coyly. Delighted by her naivete, the new husband corrected her gently, "No, sweetheart, it's a prick." " Uh-uh. It's a

got all day to find something better. 267 When his new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. ''I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said, "so let's start at the beginning." "Yes, that's a good idea," the man said. "In the beginning, I created the heaven and the earth ..." 268 The HusTLER Dictionary defines R.S.V.P. as: Jewish slang for "Remember, send vedding present. " HUSTLER 'S DIRTIEST JOKES /15 2fU) A Marine, a n Air Force

fix the TV set. He gave her his usual answer. "Hell, no. What do I look like, a fucking TV repairman?" That night, the toilet started to run. "Will you fix it, dear?" Mary asked. "Hell no. What do I look like, a fucking plumber?" The next day, when Ralph came home from work, he saw Mary with a big grin on her face and all the appliances in the house working like new. "Good, you finally got the repairmen to come out." "No," Mary replied, "it was Willy from next door. He told me he'd fix

three-year-old to the emergency room. "He swallowed several coins from my antique coin collection," Sol panicked. "Please help us!" After more than an hour, the nurse saw that Sol had not calmed down. "Relax, Mr. Rosenberg," she smiled. "The doctor that's handling your son is extremely skilled." "Yes," Sol fretted, "but is he honest?" 325 Q: What's the best way to keep a hard-on? A: Don' t fuck with it. :J2() A Catholic woman tearfully sought the counsel of her local priest. HusTLER I s DI

bordello, look around, and then go inside. "Ah, will you look at that?" said one ditchdigger to the other. "Begorra, what is our world corning to when the men of the cloth are visiting such places?" A few minutes later, a rabbi walked up to the door _and quietly slipped inside. "Do you believe that? Why, it's no wonder the young people of today are so confused, with the example the clergymen set for them." Next, a Catholic priest quickly entered the whorehouse. "Ah, what a pity," said the

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