Jokes for Men Only

Jokes for Men Only

Justin Richards

Language: English

Pages: 114

ISBN: 0961331143

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

A joke book for men

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Monty Python at Work: A Behind-the-Scenes Account of the Making of the TV and Stage Shows, Films, Books and Albums

Monty Python Speaks

Extreme Rambling: Walking Israel's Separation Barrier. For Fun.

The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure

Doctor In The Swim (Doctor Series, Book 8)













monogamy are the same thing. One wife too many! After her checkup, the young woman told her gynecologist that she was quite concerned, because every man she slept with wanted anal sex. "This may sound silly," she said, "but can I get pregnant that way?" "It's not silly at all," the doctor says. "Where do you think all the lawyers come from?" 16 My ex-wife is like a good laxative. She irritates the shit out of you. A young couple moved into an apartment next door to a very sexy stewardess.

doc. "The first few days it was great!" said the farmer. "Then hunting season opened, and 1haven't seen her since." 2 How can you tell when your girlfriend is having an orgasm? She drops her briefcase. A beautiful girl was talking to her psychiatrist about her problem. "It's alcohol, doctor," she said. "Whenever I have a few cocktails, I have a compulsion to make love to whomever I happen to be with." "I see," said the doctor. "Well, suppose I just mix us a couple of drinks, then you and I

Afew days later. he noticed a drip at the end of his penis. so he made an appointment to see his doctor. His doctor asked him if he had sex recently.The old man said that he had."Do you remember who the woman was and where she lived?" asked the doctor. "Sure I do.'' replied the old man. "Then you better get over there right away," said the doctor. "You're about to come." ... 47 It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. ... A streetwalker who was past

gets home. When the father gets home. the mother says. "You wouldn't believe what your son told me today. I want you to go talk to him." So the father goes into his son's room and says. "Son. your mother is very upset. What did you say to her." "Well." says the kid . "I just told her I got laid for the first time today." The father tries to conceal his pride from the twelve-year-old. and says. "This is something we should keep just between us men. OK?" "You mean it's alright?" asks the boy. "No.

his balls off. He handed the gun to the woman and asked, "Do you know how to use this?" "Yes," she said, " But what's it for?" ''Well," said the game warden, " If by chance, I happen to fall out of the tree first, I want you to shoot that damn dog." What did Henry VIII say to his lawyer? "Screw the alimony. I've got a better idea." ... 67 A guy comes home all excited. "Honey, I've discovered a new position we can try to spice up our sex life!" Woman asks, "What's that?" Guy says, "Back to

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