Junie B. Jones Loves Handsome Warren (Junie B. Jones, Book 7)
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There's a new boy in kindergarten, and guess what? He's the handsomest guy Junie B. has ever seen. She and Lucille and that Grace all want him for a boyfriend. Only, he thinks Junie B. is a nutball. Just 'cause she couldn't stop laughing and rolling. So how is she supposed to get that boy to love her?
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Remember, Junie B.? You already have Ricardo! Remember?” I did another peek at Handsome Warren. “Yeah, only I think I may be ready to move on,” I said very quiet. That’s when Lucille’s face got boiling mad. And she stomped away from us speedy quick. Only me and that Grace didn’t even care. We just kept peeking and peeking at that handsome boy. ’Cause he was beauty to our eyes. 2/Pigs Lucille sits next to me in Room Nine. I kept on being nice to her. ’Cause I wanted to meet that
After that, my grandma let me pick a new cereal to eat. I picked a grown-up kind. It was the kind with fibers in it. “This kind is good for me. Right, Grandma? This kind won’t even jazzy me up.” Then I put that delicious stuff in my mouth. And I chewed and chewed. Only it didn’t actually grind up that good. I chewed on it the whole entire morning. I was still chewing when that Grace got on my school bus. She ran to me very excited. “Look, Junie B.! Look what my mother bought me!” she
pointed at my neck. “What is that? Is that a dog collar you’re wearing?” she said. I laughed and laughed at her. “You sillyhead, Grace!” I said. “Don’t you know anything? This is a lovely collar of jewels! It is the kind of jewels that princesses wear! Only I didn’t even know we had this gorgeous thing! I found it where Mother keeps the dog food. Only I don’t actually know why it got put there.” I holded out my arms. “And did you notice these, Grace? Did you notice my long white princess
is he, Lucille? Is he handsome like a movie star?” Just then, that Grace jumped up and down very excited. “THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS! HE’S OVER THERE UNDER THAT TREE! SEE HIM, JUNIE B.? SEE HIM?” I squinted my hardest at that guy. Then my eyes practically popped out of my head! ’Cause he was handsome like a movie star! That’s why! “Wowie-wow-wow! What a chunk!” I said. “I would like him for my new boyfriend, I think!” Lucille made angry eyes at me. “No!” she hollered. “Don’t say that,
Junie B.! He can’t be your boyfriend. He can only be my boyfriend. ’Cause I saw him first!” I thought it over very careful. “Yeah, only here’s the problem, Lucille,” I said. “Me and Grace didn’t actually get a crack at him yet.” “Yeah,” said that Grace. “We definitely need a crack at him. And so now you have to introduce us.” Lucille stamped her foot. “No!” she yelled. “No! No! No! ’Cause you guys will steal him away from me! And that’s not even fair! Plus, Junie B. already has a boyfriend.