More Filthy Dirty Jokes

More Filthy Dirty Jokes

Language: English

Pages: 368

ISBN: 1416590005

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


DEPRAVED, OFFENSIVE, AND HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE!

Some people can't get enough....If you love filthy, dirty jokes, then you'll really love

MORE FILTHY DIRTY JOKES!

Get down and dirty with this collection of totally tasteless humor guaranteed to offend just about everyone!

Bosses
Husbands & Wives
Golf
Old People
Doctors
Lawyers
Animals
Stupid People
Viagra
Politics
Religion
Kids
Drunks

...Plus X-Rated Riddles, Cheap One-Liners, and more! So unplug the sensitivity chip, and get ready to laugh out loud at

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a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.· On the way home, the husband asked his wife, ·what did the doctor sayr ·He said you' re going to die.• . A businessn1an and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed a ·nooner. ·Don't worry, · he purrs. ·My wile is out of town on a business trip, there's no risk.· As one thing leads to another, the woman reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps. · we have to stop, I forgot to bring binh

tead1er says. "What do you mean?" "Well, last night I went into my parents' bedroom. and my mother was on the bed with her legs in the air shouting, 'God, I'm coming!' • The pretty teacher was concerned with one o f her young s tu dents, so she took him aside after dass one day. "Little Johnny. why has your smoolwork been so poor lately?" ·rm in love,· replied Little Johnny. Holding back an urge to smile, the teacher asked, "With whom?" "With you!" he said. "But Little Johnny.· said the teamer

's better than having 10 The boss came in early one morning and found hi s manager kissing and fo ndling his secretary. He s h o uted at him, · rs this what I pay you forr The manager replied, •No, sir, this I do free o f charge.· Goldstein, in his late eighties and still gainfully employed as a ribbon salesman, had been t rying unsuccessfully for many years to sell ribbon to Macy's. Last week, h e was making another a ttemp t a nd was speakin g to the h ard -nosed son -of a-bitch buyer.

ud1 slackness, the man deddes that he is going to try the parrot 's approach. "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee, bitch. I expect you to get it for me right now, or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours! " Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downward to the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says, "Fo r someone who can't fly, you sure are a Iippy ba~ tard . • 116

walking down th~ ~ Medical 23 stree t with three d1ildrcn when she happened to run across her old doctor. "I see you decided not to ta ke my advice,· h e sa id, eyeing the young children. ·on the contrary, Doc!· she exclaimed. "Davey here wa s a pullout, Darcy was a washo ut, and Delores was a blowout! " Wh e n Ralph first n o ticed that hi s penis was growing larger and staying e rect longer, he was delighted , as was hi s wife . But after several weeh, his penis had grown to n ea rly

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