Mr. Macky Is Wacky! (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition) (My Weird School)
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FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY. Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports.
My Weird School #15 Mr. Macky Is Wacky! Dan Gutman Pictures by Jim Paillot To Emma Contents 1 Crazy Pet Day 2 Mr. Macky’s Fake Beard 3 If You Read This, You’ll Go Blind 4 Abraham Lincoln’s Face 5 George Washington’s Face 6 It’s Hard to Be the President 7 I Wish I Had a TV in My Pajamas 8 George Washington Vs. Abraham Lincoln 9 Happy Presidents’ Day 10 The President Is Missing! 11 President Wiggles, Reporting for Doody 12 My Turn at Last
his face,” I said. “No,” Andrea said, “I mean his face is on the penny.” “How did he hold the penny on his face?” Ryan asked. “With glue?” “That’s disgusting,” said Michael. “I wouldn’t put glue on my face.” “He was probably trying to cover up his pimples,” I told them. “When my big sister has pimples, she won’t even go outside.” “Enough chitchat,” said Miss Daisy, clapping her hands again. “Let’s look at our crazy pets now.” I still say Abraham Lincoln was weird to put pennies on his face.
class, everybody was looking around the room. President Wiggles could be anywhere. Poor Neil the nude kid was really upset. If his ferret was lost, his parents were going to be mad. Miss Daisy said President Wiggles was sure to turn up and we had to get back to work. It was time for us to give our oral reports. Little Miss Perfect Andrea got to go first. She was dressed up like John F. Kennedy. “‘Ask not what your country can do for you,’” Andrea said. “‘Ask what you can do for your
would they put him on a hundred-dollar bill if he wasn’t even a president? I didn’t know what to say. I didn’t know what to do. I had to think fast. So I said the only thing I could say. “I knew that!” Then I did the only thing I could do. I ran out of the room. And I’m never going back. I’m going to Antarctica to live with the penguins. Penguins are cool. And it won’t matter to them that I did my Presidents’ Day oral report on a guy who wasn’t even a president. Maybe Neil the nude
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