Tea, Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography

Tea, Sandwiches and Hardcore Pornography

Trevor Mcinsley

Language: English

Pages: 144

ISBN: 1490474811

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


From the creator of Sixteen Alligators and a Trebuchet, Trevor Mcinsley Moments and any number of other books that you have never heard of comes... this book. Yeah, melodrama is not my strong suit. Fortunately comedy is...

Trevor Mcinsley is a man with one simple aim: To find out what happens when you send over 300 of the most bizarre emails imaginable to various supermarkets, car companies, customer service departments and warring East Asian nations... The results might surprise you.
For instance who'd have thought an email about contracting leprosy in a Lidl supermarket would get a serious response?
Or one about hang gliding from the top of the CN Tower?
Or asking Pringles why they have never run an ad which simply says 'Pringles: Eat them or we will murder you and your family'?
Or asking about bringing an air horn to mass at St Paul's Cathedral? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Or... well, you get the point.

"I laughed until I uncontrollably dribbled tea all over my best shirt. Fortunately I have a lot of shirts. And tea." - Tea Monthly

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of five hundred permanent markers? Thanks. ---------- Sometimes it is clear from the responses I receive that the person on the other end realises it is a joke. Sometimes it is startlingly obvious that they don’t. Sometimes they just RSVP en Francais to piss you off. ‘Pour des raisons de sécurité et de confort, les sacs volumineux sont interdits dans les collections du muse’. Fortunately I speak fluent French and was able to determine that Godzilla is not permitted in the museum. It also

create the classic British recipe of a ‘Dinosaur Fortress’. As a culinary scientist and dinosaur expert I know this to be a fact. I have taken the liberty of shooting some photos of this dinosaur fortress recipe. Where shall I send them so they can be used on your new packaging? Trevor Mcinsley to: Aunt Bessie’s Also, in case you were wondering, the correct way of eating a dinosaur fortress is to place all the herbivorous dinosaurs inside the fortress with the carnivores outside.

internet. I was recently trying to email the popular magazine ‘Bird Watching’ regarding my love of dressing as a giant owl whilst owl watching (not sexual). However I was unable to find the contact button as the cookie notification thing was covering it. I therefore had to accept cookies just to click the button. Can you not see that your stupid, poorly considered rules are hurting the bird watching community and owl lovers (not sexual) everywhere? Trevor Mcinsley to: Thomas Cook I am

updated since the recent election. That was only a slightly more bizarre experience than this site. Trevor Mcinsley to: Tellallmyfriends A lot of your packages seem to involve Segways. I have two questions about this. First of all: when I saw people on a Segway tour of Washington DC I was pretty much filled with rage. They were all wearing high vis jackets and helmets... despite the fact that they were in a group of about twenty and going at walking pace down the pavement. There is health

at night in a throbbing five foot erection isn’t especially great either. What is the best means of disguising my car’s unfortunately located genitalia? Trevor Mcinsley to: Porsche After painting a picture of a fire breathing dragon on the bonnet of my Boxster I have noticed that I am going ten percent faster. Why don’t all your cars come with pictures of dragons on them? Porsche to: Trevor Mcinsley Dear Mcinsley, thank you for your interesting email, which has been forwarded to the

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