The Adult Only Joke Book III

The Adult Only Joke Book III

Bret Harris

Language: English

Pages: 450

ISBN: 1741216532

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


First there was one, and then there was a second, now here's the third in the series of Adult Only Joke Books.

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Contents:
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said 'You have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.' PROOF THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH: I . He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 148 • THE ADULT ONLY JOKE BOOK Ill ETHNICITY 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin , and his mother was sure he was God . PROOF THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN: I . His first name was j esus. 2. He was bilingual. 3. He was always being harassed by t11e authorities. PROOF TifAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN: I. He never cut

more Irish the further he gets from Ireland. Believes in civil rights, but not in his neighbourhood . Believes to forgive is divine, therefore doesn't do it himself. Loves religion for its own sake, but also because it makes it so inconvenient for his neighbours. • Scorns money, but worships those who have it. • Considers any Irishman who achieves success to be a tr.titor. ick and Paddy were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up ;md

baby.TI1e bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!' The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'Tile driver just insulted me! ' 'You go right up there and tell him off- go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.' A ittle josh comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history ofValentine's Day. 'Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish ,' he asks, ·will God get mad

tonight? Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the coud1 and drink beer and fart. newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of their home. The farmer had tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that tl1eirs would be a non-antagonistic relationship.AJI to no avail. She nagged them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbeamble to the farmer and his new bride.

line. 'Well, I know of no law against it,' he says. ·Take all the debris you want.' And with that, the Game Warden leaves. As soon as the Game Warden is out of sight, the three blondes start laughing hysterically. ·what a dumb fi sh cop,' the second blonde says to the other two ,'doesn 't he know that tlH~re are steclhcad in this river?' T Q: What is the difference between a fairy tale and a fish story? A: A fairy tale begins with ·once upon a time; a fish story begins with 'l11is ain 't no

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