The Areas of My Expertise

The Areas of My Expertise

John Hodgman

Language: English

Pages: 256

ISBN: 1594482225

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Hot on the heels of the #1 bestsellers The Onion's Our Dumb Century and Jon Stewart's America comes The Areas of My Expertise, the brilliant and uproarious #15 bestseller (i.e., a runaway phenomenon in its own right-no, seriously) - a lavish compendium of handy reference tables, fascinating trivia, and sage wisdom - all of it completely unresearched, completely undocumented and (presumably) completely untrue, fabricated by the illuminating, prodigious imagination of John Hodgman, certifiable genius.

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Here are those tattoos I observed that afternoon at Johnny’s: —A crystal ball: Casualty Actuarial Society, est. 1917, Arlington, Va., headquarters. —An empty teacup: The Society of Actuaries, est. 1949, Schaumburg, Ill., headquarters. —A sheep’s entrails: International Actuarial Association, est. 1895, Ottowa, Ont., headquarters. —A man hanging by his ankles: Danish Society of Actuaries, est. 1901, Copenhagen, Denmark, headquarters. —A snake eating its own tail at a predictable rate: Faculty and

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