The Great Texas Joke Book

The Great Texas Joke Book

James Cloutier

Language: English

Pages: 0

ISBN: 0918966086

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


Book by Cloutier, James

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Filthy, Funny, and Totally Offensive: Jokes So Dirty Comedians and Entertainers Only Tell Them to Each Other

Doctor on the Brain (Doctor Series, Book 10)

Faint of Heart

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

---------------------------· ... :'That's okay, Doc. Go ahead and drill anyway. I feel lucky today." In Brownsville one old-timer asked the other where he had been as he hadn't seen him in quite a spell. "Been up north," replied his friend. "Where'd you go?" "Went to Dallas." "Have a good timer. ... ~ 'l "· /ieMI\ue saa>(U'l!A uwep asotp a'l!l P!P JaAau 1 JadoN,;··· . ~ , " 8; · ~ ""'~ C-UUTtt~·.· A cowboy in an East Texas bar took a lemon from the bartender and s queezed a pint of

Unltea States of Amenca Image West Press P 0 . Box 5511 Eugene. OR 97405 Howdy, folks! My name's Beauregard Samuel Braggmore. You can caU me Beau or you can caU me Sam or you can call me B.S. , but you'd better always call me a Texan! ., . . .- ... ~ - .. . - · -. .·. -. -~ . p , TEXAS and vicinity c f-1 N A U A VAV J Prepared by Texas A&M cartography Department Did you hear about the Texan who was so rich .... G? .. . he had an unlisted telephone company . . -·-· .

arrived. "One of them came," his wife said. "Which one?" he asked .... (7 ( >I ...'!\'ou11 have to come and see," she exclaimed. "I don't know which is which." The band in a small town in Iowa had just finished playing "The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You" when the bandleader noticed a man in the audience crying. "Are you a Texan?" the leader asked .... 1:? . . " rep1·1ed . . . ."No , I'm a mus1c1an, the man. A newcomer to West Texas was asking a resident if it was always so dry. "Do you know

to an unsuspecting shopkeeper, he handed the money over for a $1 purchase .... ~ • 12 1 .... and knew it had worked when he received two $7 bills in change. 122 WfL CCNi L 71> ntt f'E'CS M DG.O ~ IT"'l AUJ.Ju ,_, ,..,, ~ ... 7)(.JII:O'W' ~ AO;,A,tlt#U The Pecos Rodeo is always an exciting attraction. Where else can you watch cowboys stay on wild bulls .... tr;? 123 .... and fall off tame bar stools. • ' ~ - ~ · : ,: , .• 0 .. . ,·· . .· ·• · .. , ... -._. _, _ People in

legislature is in • sesston. 2tl 0 .. . • • Q 0 . 0 • • . • . 0 • • • • • 0 • • • , • , 0 . . • • • . II o ~ (J 0 • • . • - • , • . " 0 • Q () 41 ~ 0 0 t> , .. • • 0 • (, • • . 0 • 0 0 • • , " • 0 .. • • () • 0 • 0 0 . ... . ... >." ::~."':'":~ .· -. ·· - :~~~~: ..~ .·. : ·_. :.:. -~_....!L~· ... ~ Several Iowa farmers, tired of the hard Midwest winters, were being shown land in West Texas when it began to snow. The

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