The New York City Cab Driver's Book of Dirty Jokes
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The Cab is Yellow, But the Jokes are Blue Did you hear the one about the first thing a blonde does in the morning? How about the nervous lady and the French horn player? Jim Pietsch may drive a clean cab, but his customers love to tell him dirty jokes. Now the wildly popular author of The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book (Volumes 1 and 2) offers over 400 of Gotham's naughtiest rib-ticklers about the hot and the bothered, the cheaters and the cheated, and all things that go bump-and-grind in the night. The targets are endless: straights and gays, hoochies and husbands, cops and coeds, gullible hicks and, of course, city slickers. So if you're ready for a wild ride, buckle up, because The New York City Cab Driver's Book of Dirty Jokes will have you laughing a blue streak!
steps, with her luscious butt swinging back 89 and forth . He sits on the couch for a few seconds, then tands up and immediate ly heads for lhe front door. He opens it, and as he steps outside, he sees his fiance's father standing there. The father comes over to the man, gives him a hug, and with tears in his eyes, says, "Congratulations! We are so happy! You have passed our little test. You are the perfect husband for our daughter. Welcome to our family!" And the moral of lhe story is: Always
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is alone in the store with the manager, then pulls out a gun. "Okay," he says, pointing the pistol at the trembling man, ..go over to the cash register and give me all the money." "AJl right." says the man, "all right I' ll do anything you say. Just please don't hurt me." After the manager has emptied the cash register the crook says, "Okay, pull your pants down and bend over." "Oh, no," says the man, "not that" "Just do i4" says the robber. The manager drops his trousers, and the crook proceeds
The other gentleman says, "We11, yes, that's quite understandable. I probably would have done the exact same thing under the same circumstances.'' "No, no, no," says the first man, "You don't understand. Not thm I I djd it just now when I went AAAGH !" ... •••• ~~ 143 - Q: What is six inches long that women love? - A: Money. A woman calls her butler into her bedroom, "Charles; she says. "Yes, madam?" answers the butler. "Charles, take off my dress." "Yes, madam." he says, and removes
sex?" 146 The father is somewhat surprised that his young son would ask such a question. But he decides that if he is old enough to ask the question, then he is old enough to get a straight answer. So he sits the boy down on the lawn and proceeds to teU him about the "birds and the bees." When he is fin ished, his son is staring at him with his eyes wide and rus mouth hanging open. Then the father says, "Let me ask. you a question. Why did you ask me that?" The little boy replies, "'Cause Mommy