The New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book
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Heard any good jokes lately? Jim Pietsch, a real New York City cabbie, has heard them all -- from business-people, unemployed laborers, Wall Street lawyers, prostitutes, writers, tourists, drug dealers and lovers...all from the back seat of his cab as he makes his way around New York City. In this follow-up to the widely successful New York City Cab Driver's Joke Book, Jim Pietsch has put together another riotously funny collection of more than 400 jokes that is sure to have everyone laughing.
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rides off, the man walks around in front of his horse, looks him straight in the eye, and says, "That's one." A little later the man is riding along when his horse, for no apparent reason, rears up, and all of his supplies faJI off the buggy. So he stops, picks them all up, then walks around to the front of the horse. He 124 looks him straight in the eye and says, "lbat's two." When the man arrives home, he gets down from his buggy and begins to tie the horse to the bitching post. As he is
did you have in mind?" The little boy says, " 1 want a woman who has syphilis." "Are you kidding me?" says the woman. "Nope," says the kid. "I want a woman who bas syphilis." "Okay, it' s up to you,' says the madam, picldng up the telephone. She calls the worst place in town, and 131 -_. they send a woman over. The boy goes upstairs with the woman, has sex, and comes down and pays the bill. "Thank you," he says, and starts to walk out. "Wait a minute, wait a minute," says the madam. " Come
here." So the kid walks over to her. "Yes?" he says. "I can understand you wanting to come in here," she says, "but I don't understand why you wanted a woman who has syphilis. Can you explain that to me?" "Sure," says the kid "That means I got syphilis, right?" She says, "Yeah . . ." "And that means when I go home and get the maid tonight, that means she'll have syphilis too, right?" "Right, " says the madam. "Then when the butler gets the maid, he'll get syphilis, right?" " Right," says the
wipes his finger along the small beads of liquid. He then holds it up to his nose, smells it, then tastes it. "Wow," he croaks. "This stuff is great!" His friend tries it and is amazed. "This stuff packs quite a punch!" he says. So the two men wipe the condensation off with a towel and wring the towel out into a bucket. They then retire to the back of a toolshed to consume the remainder of their "discovery." A couple of hours later one of the scientists receives a call from the other. He is