The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.: The Tweets of Steve Martin

The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.: The Tweets of Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Language: English

Pages: 30

ISBN: 1455512478

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub

With over 2.2 million followers (a number growing by the day), and a now famously uncanny ability to pack 140 characters with a maximum amount of humor and wit, Steve Martin has defined what it means to be a celebrity in today's world of social media. Martin's tweets have been covered by personal blogs, major news outlets, and everything in between, and this collection brings his funniest, most memorable messages--and hilarious responses from followers--together for avid followers and offline fans alike.

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stage show I am now touring with. It wasn’t. All this tweet material turned out to be good for one thing only: tweeting. When I started, around Labor Day of 2010, I didn’t really understand the ins and outs of Twitter, and it wasn’t till about four months later that I noticed that people were tweeting me back. Then, I started noticing how tuned-in and funny the responses were, and then a few months later I started saving the best of them (cut and pasted, by hand, by me) in a file. This was real

forthcoming. ...................... I would like to apologize specifically to the Okefenokee Karaoke and Hokey-Pokey Dance Club for any grief I may have caused them. ...................... ...................... Thoughtful Tweet upgrade: If Socrates is a man, and all men do the hokey-pokey, therefore, that’s what it’s all about. ...................... THIS JUST IN: Scientists discover hokey-pokey to be basic building block of matter. So the hokey-pokey is, after all, what it’s all about.

...................... @PeterPoffles: So how do buffalos fly then? @The_Iceman2288: Hot dogs are worse, I was so disappointed when I found out. @TomR2D2: Didn’t you ever see Dances With Wolves? Using their wings to escape predators is the only reason they haven’t gone extinct! @cheezmo: French fries are actually potatoes and not fried frenchmen. I thought the “Ceremony of the Coin Toss” was incredibly moving this year. ...................... @ruffleader: It touched me in ways that a priest

@ButchRenfroe: bender dabbin sloberdobin lollypop. @CoolandClear1: sessin butts de frapoodle toodle boole de boogle - I do not know in which tongue I speak I think it is the mad one! @malvernjon: no NSFW on your tweet. I read it in work. I feel debased. In other words, thank you :-) (you gin clutching sammle flange) @BradKeene: You’re crossing lines we didn’t know existed. ...................... Thanks to your suggestions, am working ideal opening line to new scurrilous stand up. Next tweet.

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