What did he just say?: Unspeakable Jokes that you shouldn't tell at dinner parties or anywhere else.
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Unspeakable Jokes that you shouldn’t tell at dinner parties or anywhere else. Volume 1. A diversion from your typical tame jokes, What did he say? cruises down the fastlane and crosses over the "line" and keeps on going. Dishing out the most horrific jokes, the most extreme side-splitting humor that we have all come to love so much. Don't deny yourself the chance to laugh like you have never laughed before as you page through raunchy jokes and racist rants. No one is off limits in this no holds barred slam-down of extreme comedy. If you love 4CHAN, you'll love this book! If you love jokes that you can't say out loud in public - this is the book for you!
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little white guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him . The big black guy asks, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice, the little white guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big black dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions
suck my dick." She agrees. Annie then asked , "Daddy, why does your wee-wee taste like poo-poo?" Her dad says, "Because your brother wanted a skateboard ." My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile. I said , "That's a pretty big word for a seven-yearold ." 51 What did he just say? Q : What's the best thing about fucking twentyeight year olds? A : There are twenty of them I Q : What's the best thing about fucking a 12 year old girl? A: Turning her around and pretending she's an 8 year old
boy. Q: What's the difference between a 12 year old and a washing Machine? A : When you dump your load in a washing machine, it doesn't follow you around for 3 weeks. A Pedophile and a child are walking towards a dark forest. The child looks up and says "I don't want to go in there. It looks scary!" The Pedophile looks down and says, "You think YOU'RE scared. I have to walk out of there alone." 52 What did he just say? On an isolated road winding through the woods, a man comes upon the
over a hundred stories in seconds. 67 89 69 What did he just say? Q: Why should you never buy a woman a watch? A: There's a clock on the stove. Q: What do you do if your woman comes out of the kitchen complaining? A: Shorten her chains. Q: Why do women get periods? A : Because they FUCKING DESERVE IT! Q: How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm? A: Who cares. If I had any less respect for women, I'd have to be a Muslim. 70 What did he just say? 0 : What do you say to